I know I talk a lot of bollocks, but can someone answer this for me seriously?

Someone very close to me is using contraceptive pills (I forget which brand) and just this minute she's noticed that her a*s is bleeding. Is this a side-effect of the pill or is it something else entirely?
Answers:

How do I stop sucking my thumb?

No this is not a side effect from birth control pills. It can be something as simple as hemorrhoids,or something more serious consent to your Dr. know right away.Maybe if you have have anal sex you may have ripped some tissue inside.Don't acquire me wrong I'm not saying you've have anal sex,but it is a possibility.Make sure your Dr. knows right away.

would u dump a guy if he couldn't STAY HARD?

The best personage to answer you is a doctor

Playtex gentle skim or tampax pearl?

tell her in a respectful behaviour... GET UR * TO THE HOSPITAL!! thats not normal nor is could it be a side effect to contraceptive pills.

What is a non-medicated opening to handle really desperate cramps?

I've never heard of that - she should bring to her doctor.

infections?

no.but i hope that isn't YOUR way of birth control .lol..probably hemorrhoids.

How can I acquire my nipples to stick out?

The two aren't connected. She needs to see a doctor. She could enjoy hemorrhoids, colon cancer or any number of different things wrong.

Yogurt and Fem. Hygiene?

i hope she already did go to the doctor!

What bra should i wear?

I enjoy never heard of this taking place from a contraceptive pill. She should speak to her doctor about this as this is serious and wishes medical attention.

Can you start menopause in your 20s?

not due to pill I bet. Too much anal sex? Get her straight to the doc