What are some good excuses to catch doctors slips for a week out of work?

I told my job i have pink eye today (i dont) and now m y official says i inevitability a doctors note to come hindmost, and he gave adjectives my shifts for the week to someone else, so i need a doctors data for all week but i dont know what i can report the doctor to keep me out of work adjectives week :/ im not a good liar
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Maby maxim someone in your loved ones died like cousin or someone similar to that

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tell him u fel down a slide while hanging beside ur cuz and sprained urr ankle

What can i do?

Well if you don't get embarrasse glibly, tell him you if truth be told got a massive genital herpes breakout and it hurt so unpromising that you had to run a tub of warm dampen just to pee. So, you didn't shift to the doc b/c you knew what be going on but u called within b/c it was to uncomfortable to move.

Does your personality evolution during your period?

Tell them you enjoy bubonic plague

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pink eye today?!!?!?! lol. say that u assumed u have cancer in ur eye so u be trying to get a doctor appotment and be to stressed to go to work

Sex.. Virgin?

You gonna enjoy to be real virtuous because the Dr can tell you never have conjunctivitis. You should always communicate the truth because you tell one deceit then you hold to tell another one. Pretty soon adjectives you do is spend your time thinking of another lie to relay. You could tell him you hold had stomach flue that mode he has no theory that you never.

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Tell them that the genuine reason is comparatively personal and if they keep pushing breed them feel fruitless and say you have a misscarrage.

This sounds horrible but a friend of a friend did that and it worked..they felt horrible and did not examine it further.

I took a HPT and came + beside one bright pink line and one faded one. Now I meditate I'm getting my period.?

Why not purely quit your job since you'll be fired for lying almost your absence anyway?

You're not evolve enough to work, after don't work.

They will hire someone more reliable. Grow up.