Anyone ready for a quickie? Hope this helps! PS Got YA! Let me know what you think. HA HA!?
> Quickie #1
>
> One day, Jay Dini come home and was greeted by his wife dressed contained by a
>very sexy nightie.
> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
> So he tied her up and go fishing.
>
>
> Quickie #2
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>
> A woman came home, screech! her car into the driveway, and run
>into the house.
> She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
>pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
> The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, shore stuff or
>mountain stuff?"
> "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just achieve the hell out."
>
>
> Quickie #3
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one soul is always right, and
>the other is a husband.
>
>
> Quickie #4
>
> A Polish immigrant go to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
> First, of course, he have to take an eye verbs test.
> The optician showed him a card next to the letters:
> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
> "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
>
> Quickie #5
>
> Mother Superior call all the nuns together and said to them, "I
>must communicate you all
> something. We have a crust of gonorrhea in the convent."
> "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the wager on. "I'm so tired of
>chardonnay."
>
> Quickie #6
>
> A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>You're cooking too frequent at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
>need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to return with MORE BUTTER? They're
>going to STICK!
> Careful.CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
>you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
>your mind?
> Don't forget to salt them. You know you other forget to salt them.
>Use the saline. USE THE SALT! THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong beside you? You
>think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> The husband steadily replied, "I wanted to show you what it feel like
>when I'm driving."
>
> Quickie #7
>
> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North
> Carolina mountain man, be drafted by the Army.
> On his first day contained by basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
> That afternoon the Army barber sheared bad all his pelt.
> On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
> That afternoon the Army dentist yank seven of his teeth.
> On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
> The Army have been looking for Herman for 51 years
Answers:
Are those who are disabled & on Medicaid sometimes used as Guinea Pigs; read on:?
lol thoes are cute
Yep you should seek professional back.
