I want 2 do something really freaky near my husband!?

My husband will be getting off of deployment soon after 6 mths. and i want to do something sexually freaky with him and i requirement some suggestions plz. (there will be NO 3sums!)
Answers:

1st PERIOD? LIGHT BROWN DISCHARGE? PLZ ANSWERRR?

Just not having seen you surrounded by 6 months may be enough. Don't make him self-conscious. If you know he likes certain things next GO FOR IT.

Good Luck and Enjoy

Strange Contractions?

I would say get a suite hotel or budge camping. I think usually when we draw from freaky we have a few drinks in, and we simply goof around, get into the moment, and we actually own some "toys" that can ususally be fun! If its warm maybe dance skinny dipping. or go shopping together for lingerae, just enjoy fun with it!

I am supposed to hold my interval on the sunshine of my spring show.?

Wow am i out of practice or what!! I've been single too long lass. I have to think about this one. try have a massage table set up with candles lit adjectives around the room. You in a sexy little ditty and have him lay undressed while you give him a massage. Believe me, the rest of the dark is on like donkey kong. Lmao!!
Did I ever do this? Y NOOOO...not little o me :P

MY EYEBROWS ARE SO iCHY!?

oo oo...learn a burlesque skip or preformance...dress some sexy outfit like a corset some sheer undies and a garterbelt with some thigh high. and have a peacock feather or a thrash thingy while ya do it. and some toys on the side like cuffs or a lil mini vibrator that he can use on u..i dunno i know how u feel tho...try palatable body paints or how about have a sexy photo taken of u if he ever have to go back out...ya know im sure u can judge up stuff...if u cant just look around ur local sex shops for ideas.

Orgasm during pap smear?

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The question would be - how freaky do you plan on human being? We all have our own comfort level!

Birth Control trouble?

Good for you girl! If you have to ask an old dog close to me, I'll probably be just a little too unlikeable for your taste. But I appreciate the fact that you want to receive your man happy with the most special of gifts.

I should be so lucky.

Go get hold of your man!

Is it true?

Rusty Trombone.

GJ-2, you beat me by ONE SECOND!

Additional suggestions:
Dirty Sanchez
Cincinnati bow tie
Cleavland Steamer
Blumpkin

Hey, you said freaky...

First gynecology appointment!?

do something that he has contained by the past asked for and you said no to it. its hard to influence what to do cause we don't know what he's into and we dont' know what you're willing to do.

Menstration wacked out!?

Try taking some stripping course or pole dancing lessons. It's certainly alot of fun and it helps you become more confident about yourself. (your hubby will most possible enjoy it too, lol)

Can a cervical polyp be shed on its own?

get into so hardcore role playing. transmit him what he is going to get and make him afford it to you (you can chose the characters)

Is it ok to own brown blood when your on your extent?

sex babaay.

missionary
doggy
69
italian hanger

how freaky can you get?

do it in a hot tub or the kitchen or some place kinky

Period oblige?

ask him in the order of that nasty little E-3 from Com. Co that he was bang while on deployment. the one he met at the E-Club last year. this should really turn him on

good luck

Signs formerly you start your time??

Tie him to the bed and do anything and everything

Brown stain?

69 within public area like a park or a shoreline but no people around just the threat of getting caught brings the exitment

Extreme breast swelling?

Plastic sheet and baby oil. Not too much grease.

For those who enjoy have a breast cutback...?

haha ;D
rawr lure him onto bed and do your thiinggg

Will I lose immensity on Sinthroid?

why are you asking complete strangers for sex advice? That is retarded. Why don't you ask your husband?!

Bikini wax?

Greet him while wearing a BURKA!
That will FREAK HIM OUT BIG TIME!