Where can I buy palatable body lotion?

Well, I've looked at all the places I thought it would be at close to Bath and Body Works and Victoria's Secret, but they didn't have it. If anyone know where I can go and get edible body lotion (besides online or at any full-grown stores!) I would appresheate it. (have a little birthday fun beside the hubby this weekend) ;P
thanks
Jessica
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I was gonna right to be heard the Kama Sutra store... But you said no online.