Has anyone hear of these positions before?(serious answers one and only!)?

I'm pretty knowledged on my positions lol but i was reading an ad someone wrote and she mentioned 69, 68 and 77? very soon 69 i've definitely hear of but not the other two. Anyone heard of these or any modern ones? If so, it'd be a nice surprise for my guy ;-)
Answers:

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68 is:
Man: "Hey baby, how nearly we 69?"

Woman: "How about we 68?"

Man:"?"

Woman: "That's where on earth you do me and I owe ya one."

77 is:
The act of feminine double oral sex as opposed to sixty-nine. Called "77" because the girl get ate (8) more.

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Having sex where the character is entered from losing while laying contained by the classic spooning position.

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ummmm... i would like to know to im gonna go look it up i'll get hold of back near ya ok i saw something its true but i was so panicky i didnt go on the site i put within new sex position 77 and googles it it take you to a site ojar or something like that but mabey that will facilitate you out

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68 I AM NOT SURE ABOUT ,BUT WITH 77 YOU GET 8 MORE(ATE)

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Yea, I've heard of 68. It is the speed restraint of sex. This law have been established because it have been determined that at 69, you get through it.

LOL that's a joke. Ask 'Do you know the speed rein in of sex?' no '68, because at 69 you eat it!" lolol

no for existing never heard of those actual positions though.

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From Urban Dictionary:

77:Having sex where the human being is entered from down while laying surrounded by the classic spooning position

68: A sexual(often oral) favor performed by someone minus receiving the favor surrounded by return.