Do you enjoy a nickname for your menstrual extent?

I call mine, "monthly friend visit again"
Answers:

Just a yeast infection?

Tammy, as in Tampax. When my husband wants to fool around, I inform him, "not now honey, Tammy's within town again".

Gyne problem.?

pms = periodic mood swings

What to use for cuts and bruses?

I enjoy been certain to refer to it as "having the painter and decorators in"!

Not sure what this is?

I say my Grandmothers coming to town and brought me apresent next to a big red ribbon! ha ha ha ha

Problem only ladys respond?

Week of the stuck pig.

Is it pee..?

No I intuitively dont, but I have hear "aunt flow"..... I try and forget that I have a term, its certainly not the lay emphasis on of the month :)

How can I orgasm?

Aunt Mary, or bloody mary. Example- My aunt Mary is visiting me again this month. OR I get bloody mary again! It's hard for population to figure this one out! :D

Lower put money on pain?

santa claus, bloody mary, she,river flow

How long do it hold 4 loestrin24 2 to work in body? And if you have gotten your pd is it working in your body?

ma friends are here
or
the traffic lights are red

Is it possible for the hymen to never break?

Me and My friend appointment it Tom or Time of Month.

Blood from my butt(didnt know how else to put it, sorry)?

"it". All I have to say-so is, "It's here" and my fiancee knows what's up.

Too frequent period?

When friends ask me why I cancelled I say I have to go see my aunt ruby or the red river have a flood.

:)

Is a woman with an irregular interval cycle less punctual than one near a regular period cycle?

Aunt flow come to town

I have a Q going on for my boobs?

my girlfriend.....she's an old comfortable and has be with me long ample. and i guess i am sort of relieved every time she visits!

What is going on?

yea.........P.M.S.-PUTTING UP WITH MENS SH!T!!!!........HA HA............LOL

I want some meat on my bones?

TOM
time of month

Masturbation?

I utter i'm broken.