Practical joke gone wrong?

So the other day I thought I'd play somewhat joke on the wife, I put a tiny bit of super-glue on respectively of her nipples while she slept, just to see what would stick to them. Well, I didn't suppose about the certainty that she would probably breast-feed our 3 week old son after she get up, and that's exactly what she did. Anyhow, now the little one's mouth is stuck to her left nipple. What should I do? She's really silly.
Answers:

Blood test?

haha, you should transmit me which question you sent, and which radio station.

Irregular Period..?

Go to the ER. And, yes, they will screech behind your subsidise

how can i clearance my gasses ?

well assuming you are the biggest idiot in the world and most likely you're asking this interview because you're bored. There is a solvent but you have to budge the ER to get it.

I'm lightweight at 90 pounds and within my early teen years, how do i gain weightiness and get my curves? gratefulness :]

You should Report yourself to social services for endangering your own child.

What are some medical reason (BESIDES pregnancy) for skipping periods?

That be a horrible thing to do. I cogitate after you take her to a doctor you should drive her to a lawyer office so she can record for divorce.

Difference?

u stupid...consult doctor..its baby energy beside ur sexual desire

How many calories every time should a 14 year girl consume?

go straight to the ER, no wonder she's mad, 1st she have a crazy husband and 2nd ur baby is breathing in toxic fumes and may hav it stuck to his tongue!

Should I shave my stomach?

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