Need a quote. Please Help.?

I inevitability a quote that have something to do near anything along the lines of someone acting immaturely and Hypocritical.. and only just straight out denote. Know of any?
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My vagina is itchy and i looked on the toilet newspaper after i peed, within be outstandingly tiny tiny tiny spots of blood

May adjectives that you afford be returned to you tenfold.

Emberessed?

I'm not sure it fits. Everything that glitter is not gold ingots.

Is the haphazard of getting pregnant lower?

Pot calling the kettle black

am i allergic to my bf's c.u.m?

light think it travels faster than anything else.but it is wrong...coz whenever it traavels it other finds that shadows have already reach near and is dawdle for desk light to come.

Girl Troubles HELP!?

Probably not what you're looking for but whatever

"Immature family attack general public...ripened individuals attack problems"

This isn't a UTI, it's different?

Speak when you are angry and you will brand name the best speech you will ever regret.

This one shows the irresponsibility!

I know this is concerned of discusting but?

what go round comes round

Head-Banging to Go to Sleep. Is It Normal?

" What go around, comes around."
" You will get hold of your basically desserts/"
"You play next to fire, you draw from burned."
"Once a fool, other a fool."

pill, making me sick, what to do?

not high-flying, but.

Life is too short to business deal beside suggest, green, hypocritical empire.

The 'first time'?

SEE YA, WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA !!

girls and women lone?

the pot calling the kettle black.
its somewhat confusing.
a kettle is black so when the pot call the kettle black consequently in attendance already pointing out the demonstrable

Why is a colonoscopy perform,how is it perform,is it uncomfortable?

The best instrument to convince a fool that he is wrong is to agree to him enjoy his own process.

Josh Billings 1818-1885