Hilarious Doctors Appointment Today!?

i have to see gyny doctor today!
I said i enjoy see you in the past and he said, i can't remember but distribute me 10 minutes i may remember you lol lol
Then when he be examining me he said 'If i'm not final within 5 minutes, transport surrounded by a scour participant!' i said 'It's not the Albert Hall'
I roared near glee, see private robustness assistance and you obtain a comedy routine, anyone else own a funny doctor beside a sense of humour?
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What should I expect at the gyno.?

I go to my GP to enjoy a trial coil inserted, the doctor have to move out the room for a couple of min's , the nurse be still within the room fixing some treatise work . so still next to my legs all-embracing amenable waiting for the doctor to come put money on , what happen , this outmoded man come walking in and said to the nurse, am I too belatedly, & I said in need thinking depends on how much you hold see. when finished in the GP go to the local shopping nucleus & who did I see again ? yep impossible to tell apart prehistoric man, sure it made his afternoon

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That sounds creepy to me. Not funny.

regarding a girl's orgasm..?

oh my god i would be shocked if that happen to me

first term?

ummm....if that be my doc...i would find a unmarked one...the comment wasnt funny at adjectives

My BF wishes to hold?

well you must quality comfortable around ancestors similar to that as i'm sure within are a great deal of women who would find that loathsome even if it be expected as a ploy.

Girls single!?

My doc is not funny at adjectives. but terrifically merciful and nice.

Women/girls solely please?

My doc have no sense of humour.

I am on the yaz pill and own be experiencing unusual spotting. Was sick for two weeks during my ending cycle.

My doctor is a whey face haridan, im surrounded by and out at the speed of flimsy!

When I finish consumption, I other have a feeling similar to vomiting. do yu know what the problem might be.?

Sounds close to grocho results.....tada.....did he wear bushy eyebrow eyeglasses.....

My doctor once told me that I looked similar to his ex-wife!
That freaked me out......

How long will I be sour work after womanly sterilisation?

Ok what be he looking at/examining?

My breast hurt so desperate please sustain?

How funny! I want more doctors be similar to that instead of the gruffs they are today. I do hold a obgyn that have a great sense of humor too. He's never cracked joke resembling that but I regard it is because he know it would manufacture me surface humiliated because of my size.

Kudos to you. I 'm glad you have a apposite time at your doctors appointment! And for sharing the experience beside us!

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at most minuscule you didnt find it traumatic

Could i acquire?

he sounds close to a hoot!
your lucky to hold found a doctor that in actuality act human!

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whos albert passage is he a football player

My Wife is Embarrassed roughly speaking Cunnilingus - Ladies Only!?

LOL. Now to be exact honourable. I agree some relatives are too uptight!
What did one saggy boob read out to the other one? We better attain some support around here or individuals will start thinking we're nuts.

I lost my length not long?

ok your doc sounds creepy. If that category of converse put you at contentment thats grotesque. Any other height head feminine would hold be insulted that her doc insinuated he could procure lost near

PMS.eww.?

You should hold asked him for dinner and drinks first !

Yeah this is in the region of sex?

Thats kewl your doctor have a sence of humor! Not adjectives do... It other help effortlessness the nerves of one creature beside a upright gurgle...

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I contemplate its funny!! My gyn is the most bland being on the planet. monotone and everything.

How do I know my fertile extent?

I conjecture he sounds close to a great doctor to move about to, especially if your coy in the order of what your going to enjoy done.

I enjoy be taking the anti depressant drug, Paxil?

he be of late trying to product you relaxed lol

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You are one funny girl. I don't know why some individuals don't find it. lol lmao! Sometimes I try and engender lighthearted joke and it go straight over peoples head. Well I'm getting within beside knowing who you can do it to and who you can't. My doctor is intensely malicious so it's works near him. He does enjoy his rotten days though lol