My boyfriend call my yasmeen contraceptive pill cassandra by accident, anyone else boyf as glutinous as mine ?

he says to me " did you remember to purloin your cassandra ? " when i laugh and relate him the name is yasmeen, he a moment ago replies with, " i know it was some posh girls label "
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My girl friend is 10days late, taken 4 preg test all denial n period still aint here, wat should we do?

lol, silly bugger, but my ex beat him. i would take my pill basically as i wake up, so i fixed to empty them surrounded by to a pot so its easier 2 get @ em. anyway, my ex bf be watchin tv, sittin on the bed...and yup...u guessed it...he ate them. stupid bugger, u;'d hav thought he'd hav noticed!

oh and another one. i be hugging my ex's back as he slept (were 2gether @ d time) and our child started to kick. clearely he wasnt as asleep as i thought cuz he told me to stop poking him! it was the newborn kickin he culd feel on his rear legs.

mmm...must like dumb men me...

Can you lose cargo or fat surrounded by our legs?

pmsl bless him

A question for girls?

yeah mine
when we moved into our first home we used to hear a funny scratch noise
one night he turned to me and said ''do you come up with we might have rats contained by the attic''?

bearing surrounded by mind we lived in a first floor flat

i didnt have the heart to explain to him the ground floor flats dont own attics!

How can I fix or delay the date of my monthly period?

I'm thicker than that...I dont even know her cross...and we had sex 18 time already.and counting.

How do you sort?

No..lol

If Guys ejaculation is called Semen. Then what is Ladies ejaculation call?

That's really cute- at least he's taking an alive role in your birth control! lol

How much should i..?

hehee, appropriate question - My friend be drunk once and decided to translation her pantyliner in front of her bloke, he go "what are you doing?!" as she stuck the new one contained by her underwear...

He thought you stick them to yourself and the wings stick to respectively leg haha

What is this?

aww thats cute bless

Anyone using merina birth control (IUD)?

I am sure you are a well matched two of a kind.