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I seriously suggest I own a problem. I can not stop looking at panties and buying them. The problem is I am a man. I bought probably 15 couple of thongs, v-strings, and bikinis from vs just now. No show panties, satin, and pink. I also come across to close to buying womens skirts, pant that are tight fitting and any other feminine items. I even budge up my skirt and down my panties next to my mitt while i stare at women surrounded by panties or women that hold sexy panties beside tresses showing through the panty. i really love landing strips. I shaved my nouns to look close to a airstrip, and adjectives around to variety it look similar to a womans. what can i do, is it sexy
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