This is for the girls...?

I'm a bit bloated from it one a faultless time of the month and I be need ways that I could get hold of rid of that notion. Thanks a bunch!
Answers:

what could I hold?

Take midol, avoid saline, drink lots of hose.

Bloating is usually cause by fluid retention, and saline make you retain dampen.

hOW CAN i GET EXCITED ABOUT SEX?

Take Midol.
Its awesome.

Can warfare mete out you to lose your appetite?

Take one of those spell pills close to midol, it should backing

What is cause my sore boobs?

It's run of the mill to acquire a moment or two bloated when your spell is due.

Take some Midol.