Can you procure pregnant by swallowing sperm?

Just by swallowing it orally. Not doing anal or vaginal sex.
Answers:

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When you swallow something, it starts in your gastrointestinal system @ the mouth and travels through your GI system until it's eliminated. Granted in attendance are many things(such as medication, alcohol) that enters that approach and is absorbed into your bloodstream. However, the solely way that ejaculate semen can impregnate you is by meeting near an egg in your genital tract, becoming fertilized at hand and then traveling to your uterus where on earth it implants into your uterine wall and continues it's growth into a human man. There is no way possible that swallowing ejaculate could result in pregnancy. However, you can still seize an STD through oral sex. Hope this is helpful.

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Now really, what do you think the answer to this is going to be?

OK I guess I am one abit rude here. The answer is NO!

BesT WisheS!

What excuse is there for abortions when at hand's birth control and adoption?

Only if your oesophagus lead to your uterus.

What does it be a sign of if I started BCP's 3 weeks ago, and have gotten my spell in the middle of ending week?

NO!!

If you miss one of your birth control pills what do you do?

no that is impossible!!