Answer Quickly! Urgent!?

Heres all the details:

Im 13
Havin my period
Just downed a 2 ltr bottle of cider in 5 minutes
Feeling really sick
Sore head
Agonising stomach pains
And Im home alone

Is this doomed to failure? or normal for first time drinking?
Answers:

What is foreplay or 4play or w/e?

You're drunk.
Have fun next to the hangover.

Why do i have a irregular spell?

call 911 and stop trying to get attention

Mentruation transpire how many times a year?

why chug a 2ltr of cider?
and what does that own to do with your extent?

Herbal replacements for gonadtropines ( a hormone that helps ovulate)?

Nice prank question.

I doubt that you could drink 2 ltr of cider in 5 minutes and if you enjoy then the formatting of your press would be worse as you would be pretty wasted. For further comic effect you should own written that you had only done a few lines of coke also.

My answer is stop wasting peoples times and provide some quality question that are worth providing a proper answer to.

Hi i stared on 12/14/06 it has be coming so early?

umm..why not a moment ago get give a hand from your neighbours ? They will take you to the hospital.You shouldn't simply sit there and continue and hope it will go away.You know you could win even worse if you just don't move about to doctor right now ? You could even die ! jump get some serve dear ! you shouldn't be going around the yahoo boards asking questions at this time !

Can it do deface?

tats really bad. all right obviously you should cal ur parents or doesn`t matter what. Ask some neighbor to drive to hosipal if u need backing quick
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