My vagina farted? im so mortified.?
i was at my bf house and i was layin on the floor and he was lying on me. he opened my legs and my legs were touching my shoulder.and my vagina farted. and he got up quick and said ugghh. i was like what. then he said u bad you jus farted in my face.
i told him it was my p*ssy next while i was tryin to explain he picked up the air freshener and started spraying it.i was so silly. then i kept telling him i didnt even need to fart. and he still wouldnt listen. so he go outside and smoked a cig.
while he was out there i was within his room feeling sad,embarrased and pissed. and i got dressed. so i go outside where he was on the porch and i told him i was disappearing. then he started grabbing my arm talking something like no baby stay. and he told me i didnt have to be
embarrassed!! and i said exactly because i didnt fart. and i merely walked out the house and started walking to my house, then i turned around and went posterior to his house because i acted like i forgot something. i went in his room and come out.
when i was walking out i was looking at him in his eye while he be looking at me talking about baby come spinal column and i just left.
but anyways he called me when i get home talking about dont be embarrassed but i still told him i didnt
what should i do?
Answers:
It's a queef, everyone does it. Not on purpose! F*** him, if you guys had sex previously, thats probably exactly why you queefed.
aww, D; I laugh when this happen to people, even though its mean. xD but seriously, if your legs were huge open, air gets within your legs and when it comes out its called a queef, funny name[X & just tell him that you DIDN'T fart, its a girl entity. and then tell him, if you farted, would I laugh? no. so fvkx you . :D apposite luccck.
dump him. my boyfriend high fives me when i fart.
just take a cavernous breath and forget about it. sometimes **** happens. the truth is, you probably DID pass gas, you of late didn't notice (sounds stupid and impossible, but really, there are ways).
you're bf sounds like a really cool guy, and i conjecture you need to forgive him for being a brat about it and lately move on.
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i doubt this type of thing will happen again.
This is classic!
I really don't know what you should do.... honestly, I can't stop laughing!
So disrespectful. Just forget about it. Act close to it never happened. Go back to him and make some contemporary memories to cover it up and he'll have forgotten about it in a week. Same point happens to me.
you had a queef, it is normal for women to have those, a moment ago some air gets in your vagina and it comes out, it happen. it is nothing to be embarrassed about. if you want to roll with laughter about it watch the south park episode eat, pray, queef. the show explains the root why it happens
He obviously has no feelings for you.
It is majority and if he was a mature man he would know that.
The fact that he made such a big fuss, shows you freshly how immature he is.
Drop him.
Tell him he's a tool. It's a natural thing that happen when air is in the vagina. When the muscles contracted and pushed it out quickly it made a 'farting' nouns.
Tell him its call a queef, it happens when air gets sucked up in attendance and if he was mature man he would know that and not freak out.
ewwwwwwwwwww! queefer
how emabarrising!
take a new man. He is not mature enough to be next to a women.
Dude...it's normal...he even said not to be humiliated...You did, technically. It was just another area....o.e
It's only a queef, it happens to everyone. When air gets pushed into the vagina it have to come out, causing the 'farting' noise. You shouldn't be embarrassed roughly speaking it, and he shouldn't have acted that way.
stop being dirty if you can actually pull it rotten
Ugh...it's so embarrassing. I hate when that happens to me. I achieve embarrassed just thinking about the times it's happen. However, I never got such an immature reaction from a boy as you did. That be really disrespectful on his part. If he's having sex....then he should know how the body works and such and not product fun of anyone for things they can't control.
Some of the reasons a "Queef" "Vart" (what have you..) occurs is from the position you are contained by & how air gets sucked in and expelled. Also, when you find aroused it makes the vaginal walls expand - allowing room for more air to enter. Sometimes, this results in the shameful queef.
Sooooo....you could tell him that, and that might make him feel smaller amount inclined to make fun of you considering that it's directly related to him turning you on.
Eh, it happens to all of us sometimes..It sucks greatly. But we just kind of have to guffaw it off best we can. =) Source(s): ME midwife-in-training
if he didnt understand get a clean man
From man in that position, air was trapped contained by your vagina and it came out, positons during sex with your hips more in the upper air are likely for this to happen, like during doggie its feasible to happen, it is embarressing but it's not like a fart where you can stop it, you can't even know when its going to transpire so its totally natural and your bf probably knows this, and so should you so don't be so embarressed but i used to be too and it used to make me so upset, but when i get my new boyfriend i made a joke of it, and he knew more or less it as well, so whenever it happens we just give the brush-off it or he laughs at it with me, as its just so natural but he know it embarresses me.
What you can do is, I know you werent having sex, but this is a tip for when you are, if you feel air inside of you, you can press down on the nouns where your mons pubis is, or where your pubes should be, and that can sometimes push the air out, or you can opt for positions where on earth you won't be so in the air. Postions like doggie, within a crab position, on top are all notorious for it, but its really nothing to verbs about and its certainly not gross.
hope your okay x
Its called queefing and its not your fault. You should explain to him what happened. He be the immature one and you are in no way at error.
Ya, queefer
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