Funniest/embarrassing time of year stories ?
Is in attendance a funny story involving your period.
Best experiences (funny, memorable) gets the best answer.
Answers:
FIRST TIME:
I got my time of year before getting in the shower. I freaked out and prayed that it wasn't happening. Lol. I be just caught COMPLETELY off guard. And I was 10. Lol.
STORY:
On a marine slide with my friends and got it. Thank god they didn't care.Lol.
White skirt at academy no pads. =( >=( !
I get my period when i was 13, and my most embarrassing story is this: It be Christmas morning, the smell of gingerbread filled the house, i was 16. My little brother (4 at the time) had found my tampons lower than the sink, and he put it in a bag. He gave it to my dad for christmas and said "i found you a toy!" i be red in the face!
I got my monthly handicap when I be about 11. I yelled for my mom to come up and SHE was so excited (why the hell mother's capture excited is beyond me...). Well I told the woman not to tell ANYONE in my family (Besides my sister, I own an older brother, and a younger brother). Well my father comes home from work and I'm embarrassed at the fact my mother will relate him behind closed doors alone... well, what happens once we've adjectives finished our family meal and dessert comes out? My older brother pulls out a cake and starts singing contained by front of my family: 'HAPPY PERIOOODDD TO YOUUUU! HAPPYYY PERRIOODD TO YOUUU!'
... I still make him feel discouraging til this day. lmao. What an asshole. Source(s): ... I couldn't make that up if I tried... unfortunately.
I'm not really sure if you would consider this funny but I kind of did, lol.
When I first got my monthly nightmare, I wasn't geared up.
It was last year btw.
The past 4 years I would be illogically getting cramps so when the real warning cramps came I didn't become aware of.
I went to the toilet and saw blood in my under wear, I freaked and I could literaly hear my voice echoing inside my person in charge screaming, lol.
I think I went 3 days without recitation my mum. I stayed home from school and all I could tell my mum why is that I feel sick.
Finaly on the third day I knew it would be easier to tell her over the phone. I be sitting at home and she was out shopping so I called her and said I 'think' my period have started, lol.
When my mum got home, my brother was home from school so she call me to her room to give me the pads she brought for me after i told her. She grabbed my cheeks and yell "YOUR A WOMAN!"
It was soo embbarrassing cause later that dark I found out she had told my Dad and then called adjectives our family members!
Ahh!
One time, I put a tampon in, and it slipped outta my mitt and rolled out of the stall. Luckily there was solely one girl in the bathroom, and she didn't notice!
I got my first period on audition light of day at my camp. It was Friday the 13th and I got it contained by the middle of my dance audition in light True Religion khakis. The simply designer thing I owned at the time, and they were ruined.
I was never forewarned just about "the curse" as my mother called it.
I went to the bathroom. While sitting on the toilet that sat right subsequent to the sink, well I knew it was going to give somebody a lift some time because it was not only, #1 but #2 also.
I had a mannerism of unscrewing the washers on the nearly dilapidated sink and screwing them back on beforehand the sink started to fall. (Just something to do. I was 12 and I didn't have anything to read).
When I stood up to check how much I have done, (everyone looks to see how much they have done), I saw the blood. I started screaming for my mother at the top of my lungs. I had no idea why I be bleeding.
In my terror I had forgot to screw the sink washers back surrounded by place and the sink started to fall. Both my parents came barging into the bathroom. I was devastated my Dad come in. I must have turned scarlet red. Then he saw the sink. He was not comfortable.
My mother grabbed me by the arm and took me upstairs, handed me a pad and said, "Eve ate the apple. You will do this every month." That be the beginning and the end of my education on the menses.
True story. Source(s): Real vivacity can be worse then fiction.
I was embarresed b/c I am 26 and havn't gotten my time but then I remembered I"m a guy and I'm not embaressed anymore.
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