Recently I purchased a wife from Thailand, which I might add cost me $2000. At first I had elevated hopes for the relationship but she cant speak English and always cooks spicy food. The thing is, its exceptionally hard explaining the football to her, especially when me and my mates want more beer and peanuts. Its shameful because I have to ask her three times and make paw signals, for even the simplest of things like vacuuming the house or washing the motor. The language barrier make it nearly impossible for me to explain to her how to start the lawnmower, although to her credit she did a great job of painting the roof of my house.

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Answers:    This is very funny! It has to be a joke. Who would really be that big of a loser to concede to having to purchase someone to pretend to love them? I mean, I guess we enjoy our fair share of fat, sluggish, clearly unattractive guys in this country who are moved out with no choice other than to spend the money they save up working at the local dairy queen and living in mom's garage ( I'm sure it's a very private garage) on a Thai woman. It is mortifying to have to ask for beer three times...it's also embarrassing for her to come clean to her friends that she sees you naked and have to fake an orgasm every time, so I guess it's a fair trade. But really. I don't buy it. It made me chuckle though, so appreciation for that. .

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is this really the best you can do?? surely when you have such a small penis, you have more time than the rest of us who are getting laid to have an idea that up better bull than this crap. let me guess... 8th grade, I don`t know 9th?? does your dad wear makeup and a dress?? does your uncle sneak into your room some nights so you guys can "talk"?? your mom makes you cut the grassland in her thongs doesn't she. grow up and get a energy. You purchased a wife from Thailand??
teach her English.


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You purchased a wife from Thailand and now you are making her do adjectives your household chores?

Here's an idea. Let the poor woman go home and procure up off your a$$ and do this sh!t yourself!.

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I speak English: and you need to fetch your own nuts...ha!! its not the speaking barrier, its how you treat someone.

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